Alex Turner in his songs: absolute modern poët, beautiful wordplay, eloquent, master lyricist
Alex Turner in life: "yakudseeythaysellloikgoostkukays", "koool'n'fon'n'naais", *unintelligible drabble*
AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT
Asian Elon Musk:
Hippies: i can get higher than anyone
Alex Turner: Hold my ghost cookies, stryker
Gabe:
Also known as: “Dont do drugs, kids”
Col. Nugget:
for anyone who doesnt get the ghost cookies joke its because theres a common phrase used when talking about something that is selling fast youd say 'its selling like hotcakes" alexs joke was just that you could change the phrase to 'theyre selling like ghost cookies' because they sold two. just a stupid joke but makes for a hilarious story because of the sheer awkwardness
whokilledanthony?:
*you could say they're sellin' like ghost cookies*
Irsyad Adli:
4:09 *CRAWLING BACK TO YOU*
Karolina:
1:14 Never in my life I'd thought that I'd laugh my ass off because Alex Turner was surprised by a wiggly microphone stand.
Asian who likes planes:
Literally nobody:
This weird grown man:
Lane Whittington:
"I just got a cheeseburger in the groin"
I hate it when that happens
Amanda Oliveira:
2:14 me during online classes in quarantine
little baby:
1:46 my last brain cell at 3 am
blue blue:
0:56 is my favorite moment of his because it just shows the pure dumbass energy he radiates
Nyla Kiriyuin:
0:59 when I’m telling a story and someone interrupts me
Jess:
he’s just living in his own little world leave him alone
Nekromoniqué Hoe:
Alex Turner: exists
Literally everyone else in the world: 🤰🤰
austitch:
Alex seems like the kind of guy who you’d ask him “What are you on?” and he’d just reply “Yes”
Aurora Lamanna:
2:45 he's vibing so hard omg i love him
JackDoesStuff:
You can literally see his style transform from 50s (AM) to 60s (Shadow puppets) to 70s (TBH+C), I swear he's going to dress like the Freddie Mercury on the next album 😂
Yes Yes:
Sometimes he looks like a male stripper.
Snurt Burglar:
Arctic Monkeys Alex Turner: Either the smoothest ladies man ever seen or an adorable emo boy
The Last Shadow Puppets Alex Turner: I have literally never seen a gayer man
Allie C:
Do u ever look at someone and wonder “what is going on inside their head”
Liv C:
And here we have a classic example of a time traveller from the 70's who's gotten stuck and has to drug his way through it till he's rescued... I like him
Josh Howard Student:
Cheeseburger: so yeah I touched Alex Turners groin today
Me: lucky sod
Kieron Hamilton:
2:32 I may have to make this my new tinder bio
Raffo224:
P A R T I C U L A R L Y T A S T Y
JUST DO IT:
4:09 the legend says he still crawling
pyrrhichos:
i hope cheeseburger in the groin is gonna be their next single
Sophia Wozniak:
+- 4:20 crawling off stage to get more *ghost cookies*
rameen fatima:
Particularly poppety
You read that in Alex 's voice
Richard Levin:
Why'd you only film him when he's high?
Juan Pablo Flor:
2:30 Cool, and fun and niiiiiice.
billy lewis:
Why do I get the same energy from this video as Steve Harrington in stranger things
shizukagozen777:
2:22 That sigh though 😂😂😂
Minh Ma:
Me at 4:05: oh he just being emotional
Me when he starts crawling: excuse me wtf
Ayati Bhatnagar:
*His voice is atleast as deep as Pacific Ocean* 😏😏😏
Sam np:
the amount of times I've come back to this video is unhealthy
」。e:
no one:
Alex Turner: cOoLaNdFunAnDNiCe
Hey it’s Veronica:
0:56
When your friend brings up your ex again
Tyler Morley:
Why'd you only interview me when I'm high?
Abby Ayala:
2:21 is me trying to stay awake in class
Thunderbird:
nobody:
alex turner: g h o s t k o o k i e z
Tjaye42:
1:14 when I see this clip, I just think of that one drunk guy who always wants to do karaoke
Khushi Mishra:
this video should be 4:20 minutes long
Nicolás Neyra:
4:10 me scaping from my problems
M3RK STEALTH:
1:30 "Particularly Poppity" got me
Agustina Cristaldo Russo:
p a r t i c u l a r l e h t a s t e h
Kate:
I'll learn my lesson not to drink tea while watching one of these videos, I almost died at 2:37
Purple Panda:
I watched this video so many times but that face at 1:19 cracks me up everytime
Ζ ω:
*He cured my depression*
J:
god bless whoever zoomed in on the cheeseburger
minhyuk's apple:
he looks higher than my parents' expectations for me but damn how does he look so hot all at the same time
Mariah F.:
2:13 it gets me every time
Oli C:
As far I can see it's Alex Turner having a shitload of fun don't be a hater
Helga Kiiveri:
He’s either really cute or really high
Nienie R:
2:54 😂😂😂 "I just got a cheeseburger in the groin"
Dilanur Çetin:
His dealer is doing a really good job
Andrea S:
*cool and fun and NOIS*
Rawan Barakatte:
I wanna have what he's having
SoftBabyBoi ?:
i swear he’s the most british person i’ve ever heard
Ethansics:
Alex is on ghost cookies in these clips
L A:
C O O L A N D F U N A N D N I C E
Takashi Shirogane:
This man is the definition of 'chaotic energy'. I would not want to be in charge of looking after him.
Josh:
Me: "Man these edibles ain't shit they weak af"
Me ten minutes later: 2:12
Cristy Argueta:
3:39
Me: is dying of laughter
Also me: wHY DoES hE KeEP SqUaTinG?!!
kluska:
he's just living his gay fantasy with Miles
adri:
i don’t know this man but i just fell in love with him
Livie Gee:
At this point I’m not sure if he’s high or it’s just Alex Turner being Alex Turner
caviar guitar:
His whole life is just him being a meme
kuromikillz:
if i never meet him in my life, i don’t want to live
Keta:
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Alex: *GuLp*
ratljost ratljost:
I want to be a rockstar so I can be lovingly awkward on stage and during interviews
suki:
I guess now we know why he always calls that one girl why he’s high.
Because he literally is always high
Arda Bruh:
2:32 I love how he says cool and fun and nice like he’s cursing
Roxanne:
Miles and Alex give me 'Paul McCartney and Jhon Lennon' vibes. I don't know why
Lacey Garza:
How can someone have such a beautiful voice and be so weird 😂
Ana Carvalhaes:
1:14 okay i've just got pregnant
Georgia H:
Alex Turner is not only stuck in another decade fashion-wise, but his whole existence seems to be stuck on another universe 😂😂😂
So Nyuh Shi Dae:
There isn't a no drug explanation for this
jo bean:
and she said “wot”
Noelle:
*P A R T I C U L A R Y*
Chant:
if this dude isn’t on ketamine at least 90% of the time i don’t know what’s up
Hazaar C8:
Everyone I know in here is speaking and behaving like this. No they are not high 😮. It's just coolness and personality. 😎
Isakson:
If anything is either weed OR acid, not freaking coke
dee the simp:
nobody, in 2019:
not even Alex, in 2k19:
me, just yelling crap/ “quoting” Alex Turner: “I jUsT gOt A cHeEsEbUrGeR iN tHe GrOiN.”
audrey:
it’s 1 am and i’m giggling so hard, oh my god this man is so fucked in every single one of these but i still would marry him asap
TE S:
2:18 me trying decide if its the edibles or if I'm actually having a heart attack
Diāna Tračevska:
4:11 crawling back to you....
Emre Partal:
2:11-2:43—>cocaine😂😂
XxvDustyRosevxX:
Woah when did i pay for youtube premium
Naomi L:
I never heard him talk and honestly his voice doesn't match his face
Susana Silva:
Why is this called Alex Turner being a meme for four minutes and not Alex Turner being higher than the Himalayas for four minutes? 🤔🤔
ew why:
sakeena r:
kc:
and I said theyresellinglikeghostcookies”
Chloe Irvine:
Aesthetically Musical:
Sarah Mae:
Zrycc:
alex: "am i what?"
interviewer: "high?"
alex: "hey."
this made me think of him, dont @ me.
Jasmine:
Lulu Toni:
“...Particularly,”
“Particularly”
“PARTICULARLY”
“PaRtIcUaLy,”
Just me realised that?
Iris Walraven:
Alex Turner in life: "yakudseeythaysellloikgoostkukays", "koool'n'fon'n'naais", *unintelligible drabble*
AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT
Asian Elon Musk:
Alex Turner: Hold my ghost cookies, stryker
Gabe:
Col. Nugget:
whokilledanthony?:
Irsyad Adli:
Karolina:
Asian who likes planes:
This weird grown man:
Lane Whittington:
I hate it when that happens
Amanda Oliveira:
little baby:
blue blue:
Nyla Kiriyuin:
Jess:
Nekromoniqué Hoe:
Literally everyone else in the world: 🤰🤰
austitch:
Aurora Lamanna:
JackDoesStuff:
Yes Yes:
Snurt Burglar:
The Last Shadow Puppets Alex Turner: I have literally never seen a gayer man
Allie C:
Liv C:
Josh Howard Student:
Me: lucky sod
Kieron Hamilton:
Raffo224:
JUST DO IT:
pyrrhichos:
Sophia Wozniak:
rameen fatima:
You read that in Alex 's voice
Richard Levin:
Juan Pablo Flor:
billy lewis:
shizukagozen777:
Minh Ma:
Me when he starts crawling: excuse me wtf
Ayati Bhatnagar:
Sam np:
」。e:
Alex Turner: cOoLaNdFunAnDNiCe
Hey it’s Veronica:
When your friend brings up your ex again
Tyler Morley:
Abby Ayala:
Thunderbird:
alex turner: g h o s t k o o k i e z
Tjaye42:
Khushi Mishra:
Nicolás Neyra:
M3RK STEALTH:
Agustina Cristaldo Russo:
Kate:
Purple Panda:
Ζ ω:
J:
minhyuk's apple:
Mariah F.:
Oli C:
Helga Kiiveri:
Nienie R:
Dilanur Çetin:
Andrea S:
Rawan Barakatte:
SoftBabyBoi ?:
Ethansics:
L A:
Takashi Shirogane:
Josh:
Me ten minutes later: 2:12
Cristy Argueta:
Me: is dying of laughter
Also me: wHY DoES hE KeEP SqUaTinG?!!
kluska:
adri:
Livie Gee:
caviar guitar:
kuromikillz:
Keta:
Absolutely nobody:
Alex: *GuLp*
ratljost ratljost:
suki:
Because he literally is always high
Arda Bruh:
Roxanne:
Lacey Garza:
Ana Carvalhaes:
Georgia H:
So Nyuh Shi Dae:
jo bean:
Noelle:
Chant:
Hazaar C8:
Isakson:
dee the simp:
not even Alex, in 2k19:
me, just yelling crap/ “quoting” Alex Turner: “I jUsT gOt A cHeEsEbUrGeR iN tHe GrOiN.”
audrey:
TE S:
Diāna Tračevska:
Emre Partal:
XxvDustyRosevxX:
Naomi L:
Susana Silva: